George Carlin: Americans Are Dumb

Ballad of the Landlord by Langston Hughes Landlord, landlord,My roof has sprung a leak.Don’t you ‘member I told you about itWay last week? Landlord, landlord,These steps is broken down.When you come up yourselfIt’s a wonder you don’t fall down. Ten Bucks you say I owe you?Ten Bucks you say is due?Well, that’s Ten Bucks more’n…